Burnt Toast Sports – Brilliantly Stupid

NOT your normal Brewers media. Written by Medium J Journalist Lincoln Stultz, Burnt Toast Sports delivers brilliantly stupid Milwaukee Brewers coverage—where the ridiculous meets baseball. The stories, videos, trends, and stats you won’t find anywhere else. Some you need to know, some you definitely don’t—but all of it worth the toast.

What you’ll get: Several weekly articles and videos that cut through the noise and focus on what actually matters (and what’s just fun). From overanalyzed at-bats to underreported quirks, Burnt Toast Sports dives into the most interesting corners of Brewers baseball. You’ll stay ahead of the curve with stats that seem dumb—until they’re right—and storylines the big outlets won’t touch. All served with just the right amount of satire, sarcasm, and obsession.

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Strangest Stats Anchor the Brewers’ Historic Run

Burnt Toast Sports – Brilliantly Stupid Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard by now: the Brewers have the most wins in Major League Baseball. Pat Murphy’s running on pocket pancakes, and Andrew Vaughn is putting up numbers only Barry Bonds has accomplished. Just when you think the wins and weird stats…

Not Burning Your Tongue: The Brewers Deadline Review

Burnt Toast Sports – Brilliantly Stupid There are few things in life that happen more routinely than disappointing Brewers trade deadlines: summer and winter equinoxes, Taco Tuesday, A.J. Preller trading away top prospects, and morning poops after your first cup of coffee, to name a few. One thing not as common? Having three Major League–ready…

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